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Young Girl
A man weaves his car into his garage after spending the evening at a local bar getting blitzed. The next morning he was pulling out of the garage onto the driveway to go to work. His wife ran to the door to give him his lunch, which he had forgotten. She went as far as the porch and fainted. Her husband got out of the car to see what was the matter. He saw an eight-year-old girl imbedded in the grill of his car.He reported himself to the police -- said he had a complete blackout, didn't remember anything. He was charged with Driving While Under the Influence and Vehicular Manslaughter.
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